10 reasons I could never be friends with a massage therapist:
1) I would repeatedly ask for a back massage
2) I would repeatedly ask for a neck massage
3) I would repeatedly ask for a leg massage
4) I would repeatedly ask for a foot massage
5) I would repeatedly ask for a face and head massage
6) I may even ask for a butt massage
7) I might become obsessed with my talented friend and turn into a stalker
8) Husband would get jealous of all the massages and ask for some too
9) If massage therapist friend was a male, husband would get even more jealous - but would not ask for a massage
10) My poor friend would get fed up and break up with me
But oh my gosh…. Just the thought of free (and frequent!) massages makes me happy. I’m a mama who needs to relax. And I love to be pampered.
So, massage therapists, is anyone raising their hand to be MY friend?
Prompt #4:
10 Reasons Why I Could Never Be Friends With…(fill in the blank)
3 comments:
Stopping by to say hi from Mama Kat's! This made me laugh. I DO have friend who is a massage therapist and have never thought about asking her for a massage. I don't like to be rubbed on...sounds crazy, doesn't it?
I think the same thing- I'd love to be friends with one- but have a feeling they would quickly get sick of being friends with me.
For all the above reasons you mentioned.
Visiting from Mama Kat's... hilarious! especially considering I got a massage yesterday! One of my children wants to be a MT... I'm trying to get all the free neck massages before T2 realizes payment should be rendered!
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